Obituary

Stewart Themouse gave up the ghost late Wednesday night in the home of the Black Family in Salt Lake City, Utah. He died doing what he loved best, eating food from a trap. You see, Stewart had licked a total of SIX TRAPS CLEAN before meeting his fateful doom. For several nights, traps with peunut butter and oats were placed near his comfortable little home in the wall, and each night he would sneak out, lick the peanut butter and oats right up and retreat without nery even setting any of the varioius traps off. Some of his hobbies included chewing up the corner piece of carpet in the hall closet, chewing dry plaster to aid in construction on the entry of his home, and running across the foot of a paranoid lady. Stewart is survived in life by Charlotte the spider who currently sits in a jar on the desk right next to the computer that this is being typed on. He was preceded in death by the multiple insects including flies, hornets, other spiders and firebugs that we have fed to Charlotte to keep ourselves entertained around here.

Stewart's remains are currently being held in a large receptacle outside the back door until Wednesday morning when they will be transported to the Salt Lake City landfill, which will serve as his final burial place. And for all of you Lebowski fans out there....."good night sweet prince." and in Becky's words......HOORRRRAYYYY!!!!!

Acknowlegdments: Credit goes to Becky's Dad who David-rigged the trap to hair-pin sensitivity.